Thursday, January 1, 2009

John says megszentségteleníthetetlenségeskedéseitekért (Best and Worst of 2008, cont'd.)

Best Realization: The stuffed bear in Die Hard is the same stuffed bear as in The Hunt for Red October.

Boldest Bribe Acceptor: Rod Blagojevich

Worst Political Idea: Letting "Mr. Cleanface" Senator Harry Reid handle Blagojevich's impeachment.

Worst Voters (tie): Caroline Kennedy; Myself

Best Film That Doesn't Exist But Should: Godfathers

What I Like the Best: Cakefarts

Best Human Achievement: Reattaching that cat's face.

Biggest Loser (tie): Detroit, in all aspects (i.e. Lions 0-16, GM, Chrysler, Ford to an extent); Sheldon Adelson

Best Gamble: Encore Las Vegas

Biggest Winner: Kobe, 2008 MVP, who is not gay, though I wish he was. I also wish he would drive to me, drunk, so I could defellowship him.

Biggest Rabbit (real): That German one.

Biggest Rabbit (fictional): Bobzilla

Best New Species Discovery: Sholf

Best Monkey: Ghankee Kong

Most Overused Phrase (3-way tie): " So who freakin' knew you in the parking lot before you came in?"; "Freak you, Sam Rothstein, freak you"; "You dumb moron!"

Best Name for a Chinese Restaurant: Wei Fun

Best Game to Cheat at (another 3-way tie): Literati; Spades; Jeopardy on TiVO

Best New Word: Subas

Longest Interview Streak: 167 interviews, set by Me.

Best Personal Nickname: Me (aka Butters, Raging Ball, Das Boot, John, Balldog Pappees, Beeshawn Freeze, Humphrey Bogart, Bot, Aasfaahrt)

Best Hat: Bernie "Dry Bones" Madoff

Worst Hat: Phylissssss Summers Newman

Worst Restaurant: Cheesecake Factory

Biggest Upset: Lakers beat Boston Keltics on Christmas Day.

Worst Idea: Led Zeppelin decides to replace Robert Plant with me.

Best Movie for Box Office Bottom-feeders: Marley & Me

Best DVD release: Casino on Blu-ray

Worst Interview Moment (3-way tie): Constantly broaching the subject of the Young and the Restless; talking about my jeans collection; expressing my wish to leave the company after a few months.

Best Driver (tie): Me, Elle

Best Comeback (tie): Britney Spears; all professional Miami teams.

Best Idea: Hacking into this blog for the sole purpose of creating this post.

Worst Friends: Suzy Creamcheese and her cat Ghlaghghee.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

great posting. totally agree on Harry Reid. he's a fucking hypocrite.