Best Realization: The stuffed bear in Die Hard is the same stuffed bear as in The Hunt for Red October.
Boldest Bribe Acceptor: Rod Blagojevich
Worst Political Idea: Letting "Mr. Cleanface" Senator Harry Reid handle Blagojevich's impeachment.
Worst Voters (tie): Caroline Kennedy; Myself
Best Film That Doesn't Exist But Should: Godfathers
What I Like the Best: Cakefarts
Best Human Achievement: Reattaching that cat's face.
Biggest Loser (tie): Detroit, in all aspects (i.e. Lions 0-16, GM, Chrysler, Ford to an extent); Sheldon Adelson
Best Gamble: Encore Las Vegas
Biggest Winner: Kobe, 2008 MVP, who is not gay, though I wish he was. I also wish he would drive to me, drunk, so I could defellowship him.
Biggest Rabbit (real): That German one.
Biggest Rabbit (fictional): Bobzilla
Best New Species Discovery: Sholf
Best Monkey: Ghankee Kong
Most Overused Phrase (3-way tie): " So who freakin' knew you in the parking lot before you came in?"; "Freak you, Sam Rothstein, freak you"; "You dumb moron!"
Best Name for a Chinese Restaurant: Wei Fun
Best Game to Cheat at (another 3-way tie): Literati; Spades; Jeopardy on TiVO
Best New Word: Subas
Longest Interview Streak: 167 interviews, set by Me.
Best Personal Nickname: Me (aka Butters, Raging Ball, Das Boot, John, Balldog Pappees, Beeshawn Freeze, Humphrey Bogart, Bot, Aasfaahrt)
Best Hat: Bernie "Dry Bones" Madoff
Worst Hat: Phylissssss Summers Newman
Worst Restaurant: Cheesecake Factory
Biggest Upset: Lakers beat Boston Keltics on Christmas Day.
Worst Idea: Led Zeppelin decides to replace Robert Plant with me.
Best Movie for Box Office Bottom-feeders: Marley & Me
Best DVD release: Casino on Blu-ray
Worst Interview Moment (3-way tie): Constantly broaching the subject of the Young and the Restless; talking about my jeans collection; expressing my wish to leave the company after a few months.
Best Driver (tie): Me, Elle
Best Comeback (tie): Britney Spears; all professional Miami teams.
Best Idea: Hacking into this blog for the sole purpose of creating this post.
Worst Friends: Suzy Creamcheese and her cat Ghlaghghee.
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1 comment:
great posting. totally agree on Harry Reid. he's a fucking hypocrite.
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